JOKE OF THE DAY A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, she instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After junior had called, he got back to Mommy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up Daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching Dad on the mobile. She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the driveway; she rushed out and gave him a tight slap. Then she slapped him again for good measure. People from the neighbourhood rushed around to find out what the cause of the commotion was. The woman asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called. Junior said: "The subscriber you have dialled is not available at present. Please try again later! OTHER IMPORTANT CONTACTS | RMS NEWS LETTER The past couple of months have seen us changing our address, our logo, introductions of uniforms and uplifting marketing strategies - all in the name of improving everything about RMS. We want to be number One in all our clients` (new and old) books! We have a goal and we have motivation and we have a plan! We even have a page on the (in)famous Facebook! We always pride ourselves on outstanding service levels and WANT to get some feedback from our clients! TOPICS OF DISCUSSION We thought it a good idea to “educate” our clients in some Insurance Terminology. So for the first few issues this will be our topics of discussion . Ourfirst word will be “INDEMNITY”. Indemnity is the placing of the insured (you the client) in the same financial position after a loss as he was in immediately prior to the occurrence. (This is of course not applicable to life insurance.)A far simpler explanation is that if you are driving a vehicle with a broken aerial and have a bumper accident, only your bumper will be repaired by your insurers and the onus of your broken aerial still lies by you. SECURITY HINTS & TIPS Burglaries occur between 2am and 4am in the morning and 90% are through the roof. They lift the roof tiles, cut the plastic cover and kick the ceiling panel out and gain access. This takes 30-40 seconds. Three different colours are used to indicate target difficulty: Red – be prepared to use armed force or will encounterresistance White – easy target Green – go ahead – all clear (nobody home!!) Blue – somebody on premises will provide assistanceThese indicators are placed on the pavement outside your property in different forms. In certain cases, red rope has been used or white stones. It could also be a plastic bag tied to the branch of a shrub, a tree or grass. It could be grass knotted in a bundle. They have previously also used pieces of metal or plastic which have been stuck into the ground. Please check outside of your properties on a regular basis and remove any identification marks that you find. Would becriminals follow people home from shopping centres (ladies). Ladies are advised not to wear expensive jewelery or flash large sums of money around shopping centres, have entered boomed areas and have been robbed at their premises within the closed off areas. Please be aware ofwhat and who is around you at shopping centres. And who may be following you home. INTRODUCING THE RMS TEAM R eMember thiSRMS can provide you with any type of short term insurance cover and we haveagencies with many Insurers, from the most well known to the lesser known! Make sure you and your belongings are adequately insured – call us today for a quotation! Issue 1 Sep 08 SHORT TERM INSURANCE BROKERS Risk Management Services is an Authorised Financial Services Provider Pearson House, 176 Wood Road,Montclair, 4004 P O Box 53159, Yellowwood Park, 4011 Tel: 031 – 462 5880 Fax: 031 462 2258 FSP 28726YOUR RISK IS OUR BUSINESS RMS ENDORSES AVI Products specialize in quality animal health products. Call Andrew on 031 7660016 or andrew@aviproducts.co.za Yellowwood Park Pharmacy - complete and affordable health care Contact Mr Amod on 031 4625469 or samod@absamail.co.za Delta Fire - Service & Supply of Fire Fighting equipment Call Jason on 082 4155743 or deltafir@mweb.co.za |